It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water.
this was the best scene
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
wtf… buzzfeed discovers that other languages exist???
- Romantic sexual: Hot, single, & ready to mingle
- Aromantic sexual: Cool, fresh, & ready to mesh
- Romantic asexual: Warm, subtle, & ready to cuddle
- Aromantic asexual: Already pretty comfortable
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that