the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

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stanleykubricky:

this was the best scene

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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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miniwixoide:

wtf… buzzfeed discovers that other languages exist???

miniwixoide:

wtf… buzzfeed discovers that other languages exist???

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

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  • Romantic sexual: Hot, single, & ready to mingle
  • Aromantic sexual: Cool, fresh, & ready to mesh
  • Romantic asexual: Warm, subtle, & ready to cuddle
  • Aromantic asexual: Already pretty comfortable
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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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