quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

neyagawa:

THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!

neyagawa:

THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!

(Source: latadelixo)

(Source: allthingsorangeisthenewblack)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

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yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: maryjblige)

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)

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punmistakable:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?
Via

does not apply to college students or poor/lazy adults

punmistakable:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

Via

does not apply to college students or poor/lazy adults

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

(Source: wwiao)

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

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shutupandstrip:

Best thing on my newsfeed.

shutupandstrip:

Best thing on my newsfeed.

(Source: ddindi)